012: That's What She Said

As the plumber talks to my landlord about the piping under the house:

"Well the rubbers go bad sometimes..."

And when they do, you're gonna have a bad time! That's what HE said.

Have you heard any good "That's What She Said Jokes" recently? If so, share.

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011: That's What She Said

While helping my peusdo in-laws clean up the new house and prepare it for painting, The Captain's Dad said

"We are gonna have to really stuff it in that hole"

That's what she said!

Apparently spackling walls lends itself to a whole slew of TWSS jokes. I'm going back today to paint, so I will keep you posted.

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010: That's What She Said

While watching the Jets/Colts game on Saturday:

"There are a lot of guys stuffed in that hole" - The Captain

That's what she said! Ha Ha. It's almost 24 hours later and I am still laughing at that one.

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009: That's What She Said

Watching Sesame Street with my nephew. During Abby Cadabby's Fairy School, the teacher yelled:

"You better stop rubbing that Abby"

That's what she said!

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008: That's What She Said

My father discussing his decision to have a Doctor operate verses having a, what he described as, 'robot' do it:

"I just feel better knowing the Doctor's hands are inside me"

That's what she said!

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007: That's What She Said

I am calling myself out on this one. I was talking about the 10th floor bathroom door lock with my bosses when I said this:

"It is hard to get it in there and sometimes you have to giggle it"

Unfortunately my bosses aren't quick on the draw (oops, That's What She [also] Said, hahaha.)

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006: All Harry Potter Edition That's What She Said: Part Deux

Nerdy fan art...and no. It's not mine. Mine would be so much cooler.

It is with a great sadness that I announce that I am on the final book of the Harry Potter series. I am dreading the end of this series. I feel like these little witches and wizards are a much cooler, more productive version of my own family. I really want to be a wizard. Now that I am living on my own I have realized that wielding magical powers would make my life so much easier. Just imagine, I could say Toiletous Scrubious and the toilet would be clean. That would be so amazing.

Hello Malfoy, look who hit puberty!
I hate to admit this, but I a big fan of Malfoy and Snape; especially in The Half-Blood Prince.

But back to the topic-at-hand. I was so excited to see the return of the perverted side of Harry Potter with this last book. I was disappointed with the serious lack of TWSSs in the Half-Blood Prince, but never fear, The Deathly Hallows is chalk full of TWSS jokes!

I realized the following: (3 Wizards + 3 Wands) x housework = Comedy Gold.
Page 8 - Malfoy put his hands into his robes, withdrew a wand...

Page 8 - he expected to receive Voldermort's wand in exchange for his own

Page 113 - Ron discussing Harry's birthday present Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches, "You'd be surprised, it's not all about wandwork, either."

Edited on 4/19/10
Page 454 - Grab hold and make it tight. I'll do Potter!

Also check out this video that I stumbled upon on Current.com. Hilarious!



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Still need to read the Half-Blood Prince or see the movie (the best so far, in my humble opinion), just order them through Amazon and you will be in the Wizarding World of Hogwarts in no time!

005: That's What She Said

The Dom Giordano Show

I really dislike this man, yet I am drawn to his radio show. He says some really dangerous things and most of the time it is far from the truth. Anyway, I caught this gem last week:

"Look, I know it gets harder once it gets in there."

So far this is one of the best TWSSs that I have heard in a long time.

Have you heard any good That's What She Saids? If so, share!

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004: HARRY POTTER EDITION!! That's What She Said

That's right my friends, this is the All-Harry Potter edition of That's What She Said.

As some of you may know, I have been sucked into the habitual drug that is Harry Potter. I started a bit late (summer of 2009), but I am on Book 5, The Order of the Phoenix, and I am already dreading the end of this series. I love the little, plucky wizard (I was using my Top Gear voice on that last sentence.)

Movie Poster for Book 2. Look how tiny and cute they are.

It started with Book 4, The Goblet of Fire. That is when I thought, "Humph. This wizarding world is one giant TWSS joke. Where's Great Scott when you need him?"

Unfortunately, I wasn't thinking clearly to post them as I was reading them. But not with Book 5, I am planning to underline, highlight, and dog-ear every one-liner I can find. Wizards lend themselves so well with the TWSS joke (you know, the wands and everything) that it's really quite disturbing.

Movie poster for the Order of the Phoenix. Something is a bit off. They are getting pubes!

page 105: Cover your faces and take a spray," Mrs. Weasley said to Harry and Ron...

page 187: Harry's, whose hands had been busy preventing the escape of Trevor, received a face full.

I will totally post more as I find them.

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003: That's What She Said

I'm sitting in a seminar for 8A Certification. The speaker (in trying to discuss retirement assets) says:

"I'm gonna lose so much if I try and pull it out"

That's what she said.


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002: That's What She Said

Ok, I am an idiot. Really. I actually thought this while I was in the car. I can't believe I am actually sharing this. I was eating Nibs Peanut Butter filled caramels (I know, awesome) and thought to myself:

"I enjoy sucking on them until they are deflated then suck all the gooeyness out."

(lower head, deep inhale) SIGH.

Hear any good That's What She Said this week? Share!

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001: That's What She Said

I was at the bank drive through today making a deposit. The the teller (a woman) in lane next to me was yelling at the car load of teenagers who were trying to make a transaction.

And that is when I heard it, the best "that's what she said" that I have heard in a long time:

"No, No. Stop it. Just take it out and put it back in again."

This could be a fun, new feature. Whenever I hear a good "that's what she said," I plan on posting it here. So that has me wondering, what has been your most perfect "that's what she said" moment? Post `em below.

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